Senior Product Designer

Location: Not Remote
Type: Contract
Experience: 5+ years

About Us:



At Example Company #1, we’re disrupting the disruptors and innovating the innovators. We don’t just think outside the box—we’re designing a sleeker, more minimalist box. How is that tech? We don’t know either. But our box uses all the current industry buzz word that get investors excited to give us money.

Position Overview:



We’re hunting for a Senior Product Designer to help us make things look prettier, shinier, and more “Wow, this app really gets me.” You’ll work closely with our team of product managers, engineers, and other designers to create the next generation of boxes. If you can design it, we can ship it (probably after six months of revisions).

Key Responsibilities:

- Turn vague, overly ambitious ideas into wireframes that make people nod thoughtfully in meetings.

- Collaborate with product managers who will claim they’re “not designers, but…” and engineers who “just need the icon.”

- Discover the lost art of "making it pop"

- Complain about "not having a seat at the table"

What We're Looking For:

- 5+ years of designing a design system no ones really needs.

- A portfolio full of designs where you definitely shipped everything

- Experience supplicating oneself to the all-knowing JIRA

Perks & Benefits:

- Dental, health, but no product vision

- Free coffee, snacks, and the occasional existential crisis.

- Unlimited PTO ( good luck actually taking it).



How to Apply:



Please send us your portfolio, resume, and your hottest design take. We can’t wait to critique your work in ways that will definitely be “constructive.”



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