TEDNE (This Engineer Does Not Exist) is a community-driven platform that acts as the “Rotten Tomatoes” of tech hiring. We collect, analyze, and contextualize job listings to expose impossible requirements, broken hiring flows, and misleading practices.

JobGoblin is our savage AI persona that roasts job ads for realism. He calculates the Bullshit Score and calls out listings that demand seniority levels higher than the age of the technology itself.

We help engineers:

• Break down job ads with impossible asks and fantasy requirements.

• Spot AI-written listings, ghost jobs, and broken apply flows.

• Track interview marathons, unpaid homework, and endless stages.

• Verify salary claims against real-world receipts.

• Hold recruiters and companies accountable, publicly.